My Profile

Da Chink

Gender: Male

Location: A Hicktown in Michigan

Relationship: Single

Orientation: Straight

Children: Maybe Someday

Body Type: Average

Height: 5'4"

Religion: Catholic

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

AIM: AStrikingChink

About Me: I am the chink, the greatest chink to ever don the shoes in the history of collegiate bowling. (GVSU 2002-2006) I really suck at bowling! :P High Game: 300 (8) High Series 854 House Average: 227 USBC Sport Avg: 201 I have probably every ABC Sports PBA telecast from from 1985-1997 on VHS, but most of them were beat up mangled in boxes since there were no moth balls protecting them :(

Music: Country. Hell yeah, bringing country music to the chinks since 1982! Sara Evans is one fine lady!!! I want to have lots of children with Carrie Underwood!

Movies: Days of Thunder, Ferris Bueller's Day off, The Virgin Suicides, Kingpin, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Stroker Ace, Naked Gun, Police Academy 1-6.

TV: Family Guy, Simpsons, SportsCenter, the PBA Tour 1962-1997, sorry guys the new PBA telecasts just doesn't cut it. Each and every week I root for Sean Rash, Richie Wolfe, and Pete Weber. Parker Bohn and the former touring pro Mike Aulby are pretty sweet too.

Books: Golf is not a game of Perfect by Dr. Bob Rotella, Focused for Bowling by Dr. Dean Hinitz, Scotty Bouwman: A Life in Hockey, Blink by Malcolm Gladwell

Likes: PDW Crotch Chop, Richie Wolfe fan since 1990, Detroit Red Wings (Bob Probert best enforcer ever in hockey!) Sean Rash is an amazing bowler, the PBA needs guys like him to save the tour!

Dislikes: Walter Ray Williams Jr. (Sorry, great bowler, but was weird when I bowled with him in a pro-am once.), Detroit Lions,(a lions hater since 1994 when Scott Mitchell came to town :P)

Hobbies: Any Sports, ALCOHOL!!!, Cooking.

Heroes: Valerie Klaas!